A blonde in hunt for some extra money decided to offer her services as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house on the street, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I really could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much would you charge me to paint the porch?" The blonde quickly responded, " Well, how about $50?" The man agreed quickly and told her that the paint and equipment she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said sarcastically to her husband, "Does that woman realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "Now, sweetheart, aren't you being a bit cynical?" The wife replied, "You're right. Sorry. I guess I was starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting in our e-mail lately." They both laughed heartily together and settled down to watch some television.
A very short time later, the blonde came to the door and knocked again. "You're finished already?" the husband asked, totally amazed. "Yes," the blonde replied," and guess what? I even had paint left over, so I gave it two more coats." Totally impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her, throwing in an extra $10 for a tip.
"Oh, and by the way, Mister," the blonde added as she was walking away, "It's NOT a Porch, it's a Lexus."
"Well, I really could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much would you charge me to paint the porch?" The blonde quickly responded, " Well, how about $50?" The man agreed quickly and told her that the paint and equipment she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said sarcastically to her husband, "Does that woman realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "Now, sweetheart, aren't you being a bit cynical?" The wife replied, "You're right. Sorry. I guess I was starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting in our e-mail lately." They both laughed heartily together and settled down to watch some television.
A very short time later, the blonde came to the door and knocked again. "You're finished already?" the husband asked, totally amazed. "Yes," the blonde replied," and guess what? I even had paint left over, so I gave it two more coats." Totally impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her, throwing in an extra $10 for a tip.
"Oh, and by the way, Mister," the blonde added as she was walking away, "It's NOT a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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