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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Blind man and the dog

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his legs.

He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.

A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.”

“Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so that I can kick him.”

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