Stanley Livingston, in deepest Africa, finds a cannibal restaurant.
The specialty of the day is brains -
fried doctor brains for twenty bucks,
sautéed architect brains for twenty-five bucks,
and roasted attorney brains for two hundred bucks.
Livingston, perplexed, asks the waiter why the attorney brains are so costly.
The waiter snorts, "Do you know what a job it is to clean those suckers?"
The specialty of the day is brains -
fried doctor brains for twenty bucks,
sautéed architect brains for twenty-five bucks,
and roasted attorney brains for two hundred bucks.
Livingston, perplexed, asks the waiter why the attorney brains are so costly.
The waiter snorts, "Do you know what a job it is to clean those suckers?"
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