Fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

Jim Carey and his wife Jenny went to the state fair every year, and every year Jim would say, 'Jenny,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Jenny always replied, 'I know dear, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' One year Jenny and Jim Carey went to the fair, and Jim Carey said, 'Jenny, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Jenny replied, 'Jim that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Jim and Jenny agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Jim and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Jim Carey replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Jenny fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!