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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Jim Carey on trip with Lady Gaga

Jim Carey is going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary Lady Gaga with him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr. Carey..Mr. Carey I'm feeling chill, I think I need a blanket!"

He says, "Miss Gaga, how would you like to pretend you're Mrs. Carey for a little while?

She says, "Oh, I'd like that."

He says, "Then get you own damn blanket."

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